女神真面目

詞: Jeremy Lee
曲/編曲: Jeremy Lee
Produced by Jeremy Lee
Cover art by Jeremy Lee

這是一首從男性角度去“慘”述 男女交往的窘境
如果你有類似的經驗 或許這能讓你抒發
如果妳覺得是在講妳時 我只能請妳不要對號入座

Yeah Let’s do this shit

Real talk real talk

she’s mad x8

Let’s go

Chorus:

她讓你集中精神
她就是你的女神
但只要關起房門
她讓妳又愛又恨

True story, bro
Yeah, straight up
She’s fucking crazy
I wish I never met her
God damn motherfucker

verse1:

她超級完美 我說外表上
讓你不斷戰鬥從夜晚到早上
但她超級昂貴 從頭髪到腳上
讓你狼狽的像被人倒會一樣
Shit我沒騙你 就好像在演電影
你帶她到店裡 她一件一件包下
你快要無法招架 但她刀下不留人
直到你的錢包見底
Man she so amazing but she's crazy
她會刷爆你的卡 and will never hesitate it
你想要叫她baby so this thing happend
And you better will to pay it or shit will happen
就別在抱怨 誰叫she's your diva
Don't trynna play game cuz nothing gone beat her
When she gets mad 我勸你最好是聽著
如果你敢隨便 man, I bet you wouldn't ha

Chorus:

她讓你集中精神
她就是你的女神
但只要關起房門
會讓妳又愛又恨

Man all these bitches got issue, man
She’s fucking psycho or what
She’s like gold digger
and she gon’ dig every penny out of you
God damn motherfucker

Verse2:

Yeah This is how you do it
她說的是 就別出餿主意
Don't act a fool當她人在附近
It's okay bro 我懂你的處境
是男人都有差不多的苦衷
要對她服從 學會忍辱負重
對她太過尊重 感覺像回到軍中
但她不懂 還覺得這要求很普通
Bro we need to stand up and man up
Hands up她不乖就beat her ass up
別再讓她假肖 show her who is the man
要讓她尖叫 slap her right in the face
And BANG 勸你快點從 夢裡清醒
沒時間可以讓你慢慢整理心情
臭衣服跟碗盤還在 等你清洗
身為男人只能送你兩個字 認命

Chorus:

她讓你集中精神
她就是你的女神
但只要關起房門
會讓妳又愛又恨

“All I can tell y’all is that it’s about to go down”

Oh Shit

Now clap yo hands just clap it
Now clap yo hands just clap it
Now clap yo hands just clap it
Yeah

One time for the gold digger
One time for the hoe ( you know it )
One time for the bad bitch and your girl she’s all the above
One time for the gold digger
One time for the hoe ( yeah yeah )
One time for the bad bitch and your girl she’s all the above