I Suck At Rapping

伴奏来自[K.O.B.E] by Kobe Bryant ft. Tyra Banks
这首歌可以说是对我写原创说唱这段时间的一个总结，虽然用的是一种自轻自贱的方式...
调侃自己确实非常欢乐呀，哈哈~

I Suck At Rapping

No,wait,I'm not ready for this!
Oh,come on,don't wanna keep them waiting,do you?
But...but I'm not

[Verse 1]
OK.The beat's on now
What are we gonna rap about
Let's try some new thing like how terrible your rap can sound
Oh I like that
And I can already smell a part 2 in tow
Let's begin now
Don't give them time to move from the couch
Of all kinds of music what possessed you to take on hip-hop
It's an all-men game you're like nothing more than a retard
Might as well hope to pick up some dope rapper in strip club
It sounds a quicker way to fit in than get your brains all jammed up
A great idea as it may be
I'm a good girl,you silly
I ain't asslicious with a sharp tongue like Nicki
I'm not looking luscious and have the swagger of Missy
I appear to be facetious not amazin' like Trina did it
Whoa whoa whoa....Hang on a sec
Are you seriously comparing yourself with those great ladies?
Hmm....You've got a point there baby
I'm just a good-at-nothing loser with a silly name called Ashley

[Chorus]
Hey R-A-P I L-O-V-E you
But I think I'm not good enough for you
Maybe this dream I shouldn't drift into
Still the best one I've ever had
*2

[Verse 2]
Just admit it
You don't have those kind of aura
The only part of your song that did not put my ears under torture
And not entirely a waste of time listening to is the chorus
You just copied their melody and made a lame forger
"She does have a nice voice though"
Hey you hear that?
That's really one for the books
So? What do you suggest that I do
Why don't you stick to the rules
Cut your crap,be my boo
And sing me BY2
Look how much time you spend on writting a single verse
Look how much faster they spit when performing freestyle
It reads 4 syllables per second when they rapping on their dials
While you stumble on words limping at the pace of a snail
Hey,that's not fair
You know I'm too kind to battle
And they say you don't have to do that to prove your skill is remarkable
Well in that case,let me just ask you this one
What good does it do when your lyrics make them all befuddled

[Chorus]

Hey R-A-P I L-O-V-E you
Hey R-A-P I L-O-V-E you

[Verse 3]
So?I'm waiting
What's this shit that you saying
Who give a damn about evil spirit and supernatural beings
What were you thinking putting a dirty innuendo in the lyrics
Of the song addressed to your best friend good thing he didn't notice
And about that latest release
You sure you wasn't high on Kratom?
Cuz I can't understand a thing from first line to the bottom
You see,I kinda set the roles in a killer-goner pattern
Mission oriented,they commit honor killing we're the victim
Then I set the scene with real events implying the situation
The first one was the Long Island serial murder which targeted solely on prostitutes still unsolved and the second....
Oh bored,more than I need so stop ramblin'
And what? 3 songs for EM
Oh please,he doesn't even know you
Got his back? It's no use
You worry sick he world tour
You can't change what he might go through
One day you see the naivety don't blame me when I say "Told You"

[Chorus]

I bet they're misled by the lyrics now
Yep,I think we've lost them
U-huh
C'mon

Yes I don't like beef
And yes I don't talk about money lady car and party
Hell,I'm disgracing the hip-hop music industry
But I'm happy as the way thing is
I write down what I see
Write down what I wanna see
It's actually better you don't pry into my personal diary
FYI,it does feel good in L-O-V-E