Great America

幹你媽萊斯反對台灣公投！！
美國政府還我牛！！
給阿海一個公平的待遇！！
UN for TAIWAN！！
科科！！

這首寫超級久的的，
因為是個連寫饒舌歌都要找參考資料的科學阿宅
參考資料與延伸閱讀如下，大家有空可以去看：
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_war
http://www.marketresearch.com/product/print/default.asp?g=1&productid=1498287
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugo_chavez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcom_x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_guevara
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_luther_king
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_%28conspiracy_theory%29
http://www.threeworldwars.com/new-world-order.htm

[skit from Rice, secretary of the state]
[萊絲那天公開表太不支持公投的談話，幹]

[verse 1]
as i walk on the street, i step on my nike
drinkin' coca-cola, Cadillac on the block
in my ipod, earphone bangin', hip hop
all of these stuff originated from america
n' we wouldn't have knew, if it wasn't for u
but ur products rampant like drung abuse
all those fancy covers r just ur excuse
psychopiggz representing taiwan is about to acuse
you, fool, why r u always so rude
how come evreybody in the world's gotta play by ur rules
ur world leadership
ain't nunthing but dictatership
but we don't give a shit
cuz ur tyranny bout to be eliminated
while bill clinton fuckin' up his new secretary
george bush is so impotent that he viagra addicted
this ain't no pulp fiction, a true situaion
from JFK to Nixon
Carter Ford to Ronald Raegon
Fight for freedom cuz it brings u benjamin
principle ain shit, USD solves everything
all men created equal, is just a quotation
the statue of liberty? what a great humiliation
當我走在街上 足蹬Nike
口飲可口可樂 凱迪拉克在街角臨風顧盼
我的I-pod耳機裡 嘻哈震耳欲聾
這些通通來自偉大的美國
若不是你們的進口 我們永遠不會知道這些(好東西)
但是你的產品就像毒品依樣猖獗氾濫
所有精美的包裝 都只是你的藉口
psycho piggz神經豬代表要來控訴
你，蠢蛋，怎麼總是這麼沒禮貌
憑什麼全世界都要照你的規則來走？
你的世界領導地位 根本就是獨裁
但我們壓根不在乎因為你的暴君統治即將被終結
當克林頓又搞上了一個秘書的時候
布希無能到他要對威哥上癮了
這不是三流情色小說 而是真的情形
從甘迺迪到尼克森到卡特到福特再到雷根
為自由而戰，只因為這可以讓你賺進大把鈔票
原則只是狗屁，美金可以解決一切
人皆生而平等？只是一句口號罷了
自由女神像？真是個天大的諷刺

[chorus] x2
Let's take a bite of the american pie
Born in USA, what a beautiful life
Sweet dreams r made of these u can never deny
Californication, what u beautiul lie
我們大口咬下美國派吧！！
身為美國人，真是爽！！
美夢成真都是建築在這些上，你不能否認
加州濤金夢，好一個美麗的謊言

[verse 2]
They try to brain-wash us
persuade us, manipulate us
try to make everybody a fan of the lakers
u claim that u the greatest
then how come ur Dream Team suck hard on those FIBA tournements?
let's face it, u r not as good as it seems
ur heroism is solely based on a big movie screen
a lil' deacon covers up all the obscenity
one for the money two for the show, u know what i mean?
u guys lost in vietman, remember?
u captured Saddam, but where the fuck is mass destructive weapon?
it's been years after the tragedy of 911
but u still can't find shit of osama bin laden
u guys trained him, didn't ya
fed him the ammo, didn't ya
gave hime the funds, didn't ya
and it's comin' right back at ya
now u got the excuse to send out more soldiers
for the conspiracy of the great new world order
ashamed of, ur blood stained propaganda
afraid of, one day our freedom gettin' tortured
Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, and Che Guevara
guess who gonn' be the next lamb for the immolator
他們總想對我們洗腦
說服我們，操縱我們
想要把每個人都變成湖人迷
你說你是最秋的
但未什麼你們的夢幻隊去打FIBA國際賽都吃癟啊？
面對事實吧，你沒有看起來那麼強
你的英雄形象純粹是電影大銀幕堆砌出來的
一點點的粉飾就可以遮掩所有的淫穢
錢最重要，表演次之，你懂我的意思吧？
我記得你們在越南被慘電，記得嘛？
你抓到了海珊，但是你所謂的"大規模毀滅武器"再哪？
911的悲劇都已經過了好幾年
但你連賓拉燈的影子都找不到
他是你們訓練出來的，不是嗎？
武器也是你們提供的，不是嗎？
你們還出了錢，不是嗎？
現在現世報來了吧！！
喔，現在你找到出兵的藉口了耶！！
其實這都是想統治世界的陰謀！！
我對你們染血的宣傳實在感到羞恥
對我們未來的自由也感到害怕
麥爾坎X 馬丁路德金博士，還有切格瓦拉
下一個被推上祭壇的羔羊又將會是誰呢？

[chorus] x2

[skit from Malcolm X & movie TAXI DRIVER]

[verse 3]
I know y'all like numbers,
so it's time go statistically
The Iraq war caused a milliion casualties
3.9 million refugees approximately
and the financial cost is over 400 billion USD
the market thrives in the ammunition industry
total net sales hit 5 trillion in 2006
u want every country to buy ur weapon like we need a fix
but the more we buy, the more we itch
In the latest procuration, Bush endorsement
U charged Taiwan with a whole good 18 billion
u threaten us with no assist in cross-strait defense
but guess who is in between, mischief-makin'?
u always misleading when it comes to ur benefit
U erode Latin America wit Washington Consensus
Neoliberalism tells us to lower our tariff
If we don't, u gonn' treat us like Hugo Rafael Chavez
Crucify him, yeah, on papers & news
Stupify us, deprive us of the truth
U better watch out, we bout to act a fool
Everybody just wake up, it's time for cuttin' loose!!
我知道你們都愛看數據
所以我現在就要提出證據
伊拉克的侵略行動造成了百萬人的死傷
390萬的難民流離失所
所有經濟上的代價超過四千億美元
你們的軍火市場可樂了
2006年的淨營收超過五兆美元
你要每個國家都向你買武器，好像我們犯毒癮依樣
但我們買的愈多，只會愈心癢
在最新的台對美軍購案，布希獨家代言
你對我們開價整整一百八十億美金(六千億台幣)
不買的話，你就威脅我們不拹防台海安全
但真正在幕後製造糾紛與誤會的是誰呢？
當遇到你的利益時，你總誤導大家
你以華盛頓公約的內容來侵蝕拉丁美洲
新自由主義叫我們要打開市場降低關稅
如果我們不從，就等著像委內瑞拉的查維茲總統一樣吧！
在報紙新聞上，判他死刑
不讓大家知道事實，愚弄我們
你最好小心點，林北已經起胚
每個人都醒醒，解放的時候到了！！

[chorus]x2

[skit from Ronald Regan, George W. Bush parody, and Bill Cliton]