We Don't Buy That — 三個自以為是的業餘歌手，一個搞不清楚狀況的 AI，剛好而已

三個音樂勢利鬼的自嘲喜劇，偶爾露一點尖牙。

敏哲嫌 Mando-pop 太狗血，Kristy 嫌 K-pop 太無腦，克非嫌抒情歌太裝腔作勢。

三個人各有偏見，也各有自己不肯承認的矛盾。這三個不反對別人的品味，只是對自己的品味過度自信。我們只是來喝點東西而已，沒有鬧事。

繼續各自唱得比誰都誇張。

Nu-Disco 與 Reggae 交錯，英文與法文輪番吐槽。

We Don't Buy That.

And we know damn well,
YOU
WON'T
BUY
THAT
EITHER.

We Don't Buy That

Three singers.
Three different tastes.
And absolutely no patience.

You say the whole damn city cries
Because somebody said goodbye
The moon is broken, stars are dead
And now the rain is in your bed

Another heartbreak, another flood
Another rose drowned in your blood
It's just a breakup, not World War Three
No Mando-pop for me.

Un, deux, trois, encore une pose
Les mêmes sourires, les mêmes roses
Des corps parfaits, des cœurs absents
Et des refrains sans sentiments

Tout est brillant, tout est joli
Mais où se cache un peu d'esprit ?
Dansez toujours, mais sans moi
La K-pop ? Très peu pour moi !

Too much drama!
Trop peu d'idées !
Another tragedy!
Quelle absurdité !

No Mando-pop, too much tragedy!
Pas de K-pop, trop peu d'esprit !
No sentimental ballads, spare me the misery!

We don't buy that!
Non, merci, pas pour moi !
We don't play that!
Chacun ses goûts, chacun sa voix !

Another guy behind a piano
Singing like a wounded soprano
Eight long minutes, one sad refrain
Making a career out of pain

She didn't call, she didn't stay
Brother, people walk away
You ain't a prophet, you ain't a king
Stop preaching every time you sing

Don't sell me sorrow dressed as art
Don't make a monument of your heart
You can keep your fake sincerity
No sentimental ballads for me!

Too much attitude!
Trop de vanité !
Too much fake emotion!
Et si peu de vérité !

No Mando-pop, too much tragedy!
Pas de K-pop, trop peu d'esprit !
No sentimental ballads, spare me the misery!

We don't buy that!
Non, merci, pas pour moi !
We don't play that!
Chacun ses goûts, chacun sa voix !

Vous êtes tous les deux insupportables.
Was that a compliment?
I have absolutely no idea.
Well, at least she has standards.
Et vous, beaucoup trop d'ego.
There she goes again.
She's quite perceptive, actually.

No Mando-pop, too much tragedy!
Pas de K-pop, trop peu d'esprit !
No sentimental ballads, spare me the misery!

Keep your tears and your tragedy!
Vos jolies danses sans poésie !
Keep your fake sincerity!
Et vos grands airs de génie !

We don't buy that!
We don't play that!

Ni vos larmes, ni vos poses
Je préfère encore les roses
Avec leurs épines, leurs défauts
Et quelque chose de vraiment beau.

We're not music snobs.
Of course not.
Mais bien sûr...

We simply have standards.
And remarkably good taste.
Et surtout, aucune modestie.

What did she say?
She said we have excellent taste.
Menteur.
Merci, ma chère.

Can somebody speak English?
We are.
Ah, les hommes...

She's not wrong.