Cocktail Speedo Lifesaver

海風徐徐的木頭吧檯前,沒有比這杯 Martini 和我更高雅的了。
無聊的周三下午,這沙灘真的沒什麼看頭。

欸,一條 Mini Cocktail Speedo 晃過去。
品味,有點俗……但字印得,還挺清楚。

我沒有在看。
真的沒有。

啊——他，怎麽又走回來了啦。

Just another afternoon by the sea...
Nothing to see here...

I was sipping something bitter, something cool
Practicing my poise beside the shore
Then the tide rolled in a different kind of wave
Six-foot-two of trouble, tanned and brave

Stay composed, darling, stay composed
Don't spill the drink, don't strike a pose

Cocktail Speedo, be still my heart
Elegance is falling apart
I'm holding on to my martini and my pride
And somehow managing to spill a little of both
Cocktail Speedo, walking like a crime
I forgot the year, I forgot the time

He adjusted nothing, didn't have to try
Sunscreen glistening, catching every eye
I said, “How refreshing,” meant to sound so calm
It came out a whisper, not the voice that I know

Stay composed, darling, stay composed
Sweating right through your linen shirt

Cocktail Speedo, be still my heart
Elegance is falling apart
I'm holding on to my martini and my pride
And somehow managing to spill a little of both
Cocktail Speedo, walking like a crime
I forgot the year, I forgot the time

Okay. Okay. Somebody get me a chair.
This is not a drill.
Someone pour me something stronger.

Cocktail Speedo, there goes my composure
Cocktail Speedo, somebody close the door
I was elegant a minute ago-o-o
Now I don't even know my own name anymore

...I'll have another. Same as before.
Actually — make it a double.