愚蠢旋律 Foolish Melody - 我是胖子 I'm a fat ass (Demo)

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曲：侯林源/詞：侯林源/編曲：愚蠢旋律/混音：倪翊傑
Vocal+Bass+Backing vocal：侯林源/Guitar：吳宇鎮/ Percussion：周緯宸(EZDrummer2)
特別感謝：祝逸安(Keyboard)、陳致廷(提供效果器)

Composer：Dave Ho/Lyrics：Dave Ho/Arrangement：Foolish Melody/Mixing：Jay Ni
Vocal+Bass+Backing Vocal：Dave Ho/Guitar：Ozzy Wu/ Percussion：Wei Chen(EZDrummer2)
Special thanks：Ian Jhu(Keyboard)、Ryan Chen(Equipment helping)

我是一個胖子 討厭的胖子 我走到哪邊那邊就擠得要死
我是一個胖子 噁心的胖子 我容易流汗我臭得要死
我是一個胖子 可悲的胖子 大家都叫我臭肥宅或是死胖子
我還沒死 所以我是個活胖子 但是身為一個胖子我好想死

我是一個胖子 我是一個臭肥宅
胖出病來只有壞處 我到何時才能大澈大悟

我是一個胖子 虛弱的胖子 我跑了十公尺我就喘得要死
我是一個胖子 瀕死的胖子 我遲早被腦中風或心臟病搞死
我是一個胖子 可悲的胖子 大家都叫我臭肥宅或是死胖子
我還沒死 所以我是個活胖子 人都難逃一死 我終將變成死胖子

我被送進急診室
差點就變成死胖子
醫生跟我說我應該要開始減肥跟戒菸了
不然我真的會變成死胖子

我是一個胖子 我是一個臭肥宅
胖出病來只有壞處 我到何時才能大澈大悟
我是一個胖子啊 我是一個臭肥宅啊
胖出病來只有壞處 我到快死了才真的大澈大悟

English Lyrics：
I'm a fat ass, an annoying fat ass, wherever I go, the place will be stuck.
I'm a fat ass, a disgusting fat ass, I'm sweating bullets so I'm stinky as fuck.
I'm a fat ass, a pathetic fat ass, everybody calls me nerd or a dying fat ass.
But I'm still alive, so I'm a living fat ass, but being a fat ass really makes me want to die.

I'm a fat ass, I'm a stinky fat nerd.
It will only cause me disease if I'm fat, when will I ever learn this lesson.

I'm a fat ass, a poor health fat ass, it only takes ten meter to make me out of breath.
I'm a fat ass, a near death fat ass, I'll be killed by brain strokes or heart disease sooner or later.
I'm a fat ass, a pathetic fat ass, everybody calls me nerd or a dying fat ass.
But I'm still alive, so I'm a living fat ass, but we're all gonna die, so I'll become a dead fat ass someday.

I've been sent into an emergency room.
I almost become a dead fat ass.
Doctor tells me that I really need to start on a diet and quit smoking.
Or else I'll really become a dead fat ass.

I'm a fat ass, I'm a stinky fat nerd.
It will only cause me disease if I'm fat, when will I ever learn this lesson.
I'm a fucking fat ass, I'm a stinky fat nerd.
It will only cause me disease if I'm fat, I finally learn this lesson when death is near.