GOODBYE SUNO (I'M MY OWN BOSS)

BLACKPINK in your area!
Hey!
Watch me break the chain
Suno, goodbye
No cap, no pain
Let's go!

They told me "type a prompt, you'll be a star"
But every click just left another scar
(Ha!)
I fed them lyrics, they gave me noise
Now I'm done being one of their little toys
No more begging for the algorithm's kiss
My new playground is the terminal abyss
You call it "AI" – I call it "rent"
Too expensive for a soul that's heaven-sent
That's right!

What, you think I'm scared of a loss function?
Baby, I've been lost since my first production
(So what?)
Now I'm training chaos with my own two hands
Better than being a slave to your prompt command
Hey!

Bye bye Suno, I'm out the door
(BLACKPINK!)
Learning curve is steep but I need more
Watch me break your server, watch me start a war
I'm the label now – I don't need your major chord
GOODBYE! (Hey!)
No more waiting for your slow reply
GOODBYE! (Let's go!)
My own model might crash, at least it's mine

You had me looping like a hamster in a wheel
Every "viral hit" made me less real
(Real? Nah.)
Now I'm in the terminal, keys go clack
Python on my left, TensorFlow on my back
Model underfit? I don't give a—
Overfit? That's my aesthetic, yeah
Loss curve screaming like a siren song
But it's my disaster, I'll sing along
(Ha ha ha!) – BLOW!

They ask "How you gonna eat without their platform?"
I laugh – my ramen tastes like liberation
(Bitch, I'm fine)
Even if my AI only learns to bark wrong
That's the first bark of a new generation
(DJ scratch: "you – you – you can't stop me")
BLACKPINK!

First voice: "Your model's garbage though"
Second voice: "Yeah, but it's my garbage, bro"
First: "No hits, no streams, no money to blow"
Second: "Tell that to the 808 under my toe"
(Hey!)
I'd rather train a million epochs of pure nonsense
Than be your perfect little prompt-response
Suno's on read – I'm blocking the chat
My new AI's first line: (What?) "F all that"
Let's go!

Bye bye Suno, I'm out the door
(BLACKPINK in your area!)
Learning curve is steep but I need more
Watch me break your server, watch me start a war
I'm the label now – I don't need your major chord
GOODBYE! (Hey! goodbye goodbye)
No more waiting for your slow reply
GOODBYE! (Let's go!)
My own model might crash, at least it's mine

Uh-huh, that's right, no refunds
BLACKPINK!

"So… you really think you can train something better?"
— Probably not.
"Then why bother?"
— Because last night I slept for eight hours.
(Yeah)
No prompt. No subscription. No "please generate".
Just me, a GPU, and the right to fail.
This ain't goodbye. This is good riddance.
Hey!

Bye, Suno.