Reverse Jing Jing! (Guitar Cover)

Cover Vocal: 三樓林先生 cover

今天全聯比較少人，倒完垃圾林先生可以幫忙錄一下。

Welcome to Harvard, everybody take a seat
International image, looking polished, looking neat
Every easy sentence sounding confident and sweet
Till the question gets to 政策細節switch the beat

Wow, so flexible, so global, what a skill!
English when it’s easy, 中文 when it’s real

Call it code-switching honestly, what a thrill!
Why use one whole language when you can use both at will?
So international, so educational, so very Wayne style!
非常國際化

Reverse Jing Jing, Reverse Jing Jing, all hail the king!
English on the surface and 中文 really clean.
Reverse Jing Jing, what a bilingual king!

So elite, so unique,
When the word gets complicated, say the 專有名詞in Mandarin, please!
Praise that technique, that's the Reverse Jing Jing technique!

You don’t say "presidential power", you say 總統職權
You don't need "political stance", you say 政黨立場 instead

Relations getting heavy in your head?
No problem, switch to keep the global image ahead!
Vocabulary getting dangerous?
That’s not a language problem, that’s strategic ambiguity!

Oxford, Cambridge could try, but who gets the privilege to watch two languages
ollide?
Not confused, not shy,
It's linguistic innovation with a Taipei city tie!

Reverse Jing Jing, Reverse Jing Jing, sing it, sing it!
English for the greeting, 中文 handles everything.

Reverse Jing Jing, wear that international bling,
So refined, so supreme,
If the sentence gets too difficult, just give Mandarin the steering!
What a dream, that's the Reverse Jing Jing dream!

Please understand:
This is not 卡住, this is strategy!
This is not 膽怯, this is cultural diplomacy!
This is not "I don't know how to say it", no no no,
This is 雙贏 (Win-win)!

Got the resume, got the suit, the stage,
Got the global image printing neatly on the page.
Every camera angle says "international age",
Every difficult expression finds a Mandarin escape.

And I respect that, really I do!
Why fight vocabulary when already knew?
If "energy conservation" gets awkward, say 節能

If "energy storage" gets tricky, say 儲能
If the answer gets confusing, call it "bilingual synergy"!

This is Taiwan, this is Wayne style, this is global communication!
One foot in English, one foot in 中文,
Maximum flexibility, minimum hesitation!

Reverse Jing Jing, Reverse Jing Jing, all hail the king!
English lands a thing, Reverse Jing Jing!
When the vocabulary gets serious, Mandarin comes riding in.

Reverse Jing Jing, what a beautiful scene!
A high-wage cage with a bilingual safety screen,

So elite, so unique, so internationally chic!
Why speak English all the way when you can Reverse Jing Jing?

Reverse Jing Jing...
International, professional, bilingual Wayne style...
Perfect!