CHAPTER5 |【GOLEM 割輪】

CHAPTER5
可曾想過，在奔向「自由」的路上
也有可能遇到塞車？
更糟的是，三寶...
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Music 原曲 : Nicki Minaj - Chun-Li
Composer 作曲：J. WALK
Lyricist 作詞 : J. WALK
Mixing 混音：J. WALK
Visuals 影像 : J. WALK

[可至YT觀看中英雙字幕]
(♪ Chapter 4 Outro ♪)
Thank u again Officer Charon. PEACE. (上車)
(打電話) Ay Yo Vagus, cum on, get up get up.
Aight check this: I just quit ma shitty job, aight?
Ya, I know. So this is what we gonna do:
Boys gotta assemble ASAP. We’re going there, n’am mean?
Boys r back to da game game.
We assemble for da gang gang, he fuck ya.
Aight, just tell them to move. I’m on ma way.
Ay yo yo yo, and don’t forget to call Victoria.
She just sleep too much, aight?
Nice Nice, aight. Got another call, then alright. Peace.

(接插撥電話)
Sup babe, what u up to?
Aight, here’s um…
I made it aight?
So I think I need a getaway or some shit.
Just… just wanna ask if u wanna cum or what?
Sweet. Pick u up at 7 or 9 ?
7 aight? Aight, see ya then. Ciao. (開車出發)

(塞車中)
The fuck… Kidding me?
A fucking jam? Fuck.
Oh fuck. Oh fuck. (肚子痛)
I gotta poop. I gotta poop.
Ay yo. What the hell? (急煞車)
Driving like this? Seriously?
Oh boy. (肚子痛)
Fuck… FUCK!

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Uh
I’m so fucking sick n tired of this traffic jam,
and these road hogs, feel me? I wanna poop.

Stuck in this Sisyphean jam
我想放屁，割掉輪胎去大便 Uh
I say stuck in this Sisyphean jam
我想放屁，割掉輪胎去大便
Stuck in this Sisyphean jam
我想放屁，割掉輪胎去大便

我說夠了，龜速的就算了
有些龜速，超他車還加速，腦袋壞了
或者慢的，都已經夠慢了
遇到測速還要減速，保住牠的龜殼
不要逼車、N檔不踩煞車
車子慢慢往後滑，他媽撞到要賠的 Looser
太扯，打左燈靠右的
紅燈結束了還不走 Shawty cocky sucker
你說你已轉大人，開車卻要瞞大人
我看你是法大人，自以為是滿大人
整天說自己LP大的，做事從不攬大的
只會整天反大人，出事才再喊大人
(我只撞大車，我撞大的！大的大的！)

緊返來唷 *n
( Baby come back to me )

前進、前進 (Vroom)
你要注意前方一堆陷阱、陷阱 (Trap)
陷進巷子裡不能動
對方右邊明明很空，像顆石頭動也不動 (Stoner)
敵人不動，我就不動
那他媽到底是誰要先動？
一條路我聽了八十八個叭
動不動就按喇叭，我操你媽的小黃
對了，還有機車 (Scooter)
別以為沒事了
他媽全部都給我聽著、記著
騎車不要往旁邊看，你找地址還是找死？
停車突然往旁邊鑽，你找死還是找位子？
蘭蝶划雲遊身步 U think u so smooth (滑溜滑溜)
感謝你幫我換車 A到你哭哭 (哭)

緊返來唷 *2
公車也在超車，不然就是開的好像龜在走 (台語)
Fucking crazy fury road n’am talking about...

Stuck in this Sisyphean jam
我想放屁，割掉輪胎去大便
Stuck in this Sisyphean jam
我想放屁，割掉輪胎去大便
I say stuck In this Sisyphean jam
我想放屁，割掉輪胎去大便
Stuck in this Sisyphean jam
我想放屁，割掉輪胎去大便 (放屁)
幹也太臭...

後照鏡、後照鏡、後照鏡
傷腦筋、傷腦筋、傷腦筋的是被拆掉，或是向內凹
騎車低頭滑手機的拜託不要鬧 (Wanna pee a lil, lil bit a lil)
Oh my holly cow 開進半山腰
自行車隊壯遊並排，沒跟你岔洨
Woo 把公事包丟掉，車上尿急都用寶特瓶尿尿

把輪胎割掉
Golem Um Woo
緊返來唷 *n
Baby just cum back
Baby plz just cum back to me
Road hog.
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Oh fuck finally. The fucking jam is over.
Fuck… Better run away. (排檔聲)

電台廣告：
“Do you want to take a leap of faith or become an old man filled with regret waiting to die alone?”
“你是想要放手一搏，還是成為一個充滿悔恨，孤獨地走向暮年的老人？”
: What?
“Wake up people! Diet Pepsi Max, with ginseng and more caffeine!”
醒來吧！零卡大瓶裝百事可樂，更多的咖啡因！
: Rather get a Diet Pepsi Max. Hehe

Hey Yo Siri, what’s the weather like in Shambhala today?
: What a lovely day.
Hehe. Yo… Personality AF Shawty.
Hey Yo Siri, any gourmet shit in Shambhala?
: Liquid meal.
The fuck u talking about?
What do u mean liquid meal? Like milkshake?
: Now playing “Kelis - Milkshake” on YouTube Music.
Oh boy…
“ Kelis - Milkshake ”

(♪ Chapter 5 ♪)
To Be Continued ...