
做了一個很有趣的音樂練習。
用 Gothic swing、1930s vaudeville jazz,以及 Playful chamber cabaret 三種元素,詮釋野獸城堡旅館的薛西佛斯式日常。
一切都是因為,貝兒暫停了玫瑰的凋謝。
詛咒沒有解除,城堡也就沒有理由停止營業。
每天開門、迎賓、宴會、打掃,然後第二天再來一次。玫瑰永遠鮮紅,帳單永遠要付。早餐,可能沒有雞蛋。
雷克非變身帥野獸,領銜主演。
The Castle is Open.
Unfortunately, so is the hotel.
Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Seven o'clock, Your Highness
Breakfast in thirty minutes
I heard you
WE'RE OUT OF EGGS
Of course we are
The sun is up, the gates are shut
The kitchen's in despair
The guests are waiting for their tea
And no one's swept the stairs
Forty-seven breakfast trays
And not an egg in sight
The silver's clean, the water's hot
But nothing's going right
I've lit the halls, I've lit the stairs
I've lit the western wing
If someone asks for candlelight
I'll personally burn the thing
You're already burning, dear
Some have handles, some have claws
Some have hinges, some have jaws
We didn't choose the faces
We didn't choose the spell
But we can run a castle
And we can run it well
Open the doors, let the daylight through
There's work enough for me and you
Set every table, polish every floor
Someone answer the knocking at the door
Wind up the clocks, let the kettles sing
There's more to life than waiting for a king
The world keeps turning, whatever we're called
And the castle is open to one and all
I used to dress the ladies
In their velvet and their lace
Now all the guests complain
There isn't any wardrobe space
I once served at the royal court
I knew the proper way
But now I keep the schedules
And at least I get my say
I've poured ten thousand cups of tea
And every guest gets one
Who cares what I looked like before
There's still a job to be done
Some remember everything
Some have let it go
Some still dream of yesterday
And some don't care to know
No one has to forget
No one has to explain
Tomorrow we'll be here
And we'll do it all again
Open the doors, let the daylight through
There's work enough for me and you
Set every table, polish every floor
Someone answer the knocking at the door
Wind up the clocks, let the kettles sing
There's more to life than waiting for a king
The world keeps turning, whatever we're called
And the castle is open to one and all
I remember the garden
The ribbon, the rain
I remember her laughter
Through the windowpane
I remember the morning
She walked through the gate
And the rose that stopped falling
Before it was too late
I remember the portrait
The face that was mine
And a rose in the glass
That still catches the light
Your Highness
Yes
Forty-three rooms occupied, sir
And breakfast
STILL NO EGGS
Then make pancakes
Without eggs, sir
...Toast, then
Open the doors! Let the daylight through
There's work enough for me and you
Get to the kitchen! Get to the hall
And someone PLEASE answer that call
Wind up the clocks, let the kettles sing
There's more to life than waiting for a king
We know what we are, we know what we've got
And breakfast is waiting, ready or not
Open the doors, let the morning begin
Let every guest and every creature in
Whatever the weather, whatever the spell
We've got a castle, and we'll run it well
And the rose, sir
Leave it where it is
THE TOAST IS BURNING
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE
WE'RE OPEN
Eight minutes late
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雷克非 Christopher R作者
《城堡照常營業》
THE CASTLE IS OPEN — Christopher Beast
【序幕|遠方村莊廣播,夾雜雜訊】
鎮長:
小小的城鎮,寧靜的村莊
每一天,都和前一天一模一樣……
時鐘:
殿下,七點了
三十分鐘後供應早餐
野獸:
我聽到了
茶壺(大喊):
雞蛋用完啦!
野獸:
我就知道
【第一幕|城堡的早晨】
時鐘:
太陽升起,大門還關著
廚房已經亂成一團
客人正在等他們的茶
樓梯卻連個人都還沒打掃!
茶壺:
四十七份早餐要送
卻連一顆雞蛋都找不到!
銀器擦亮了,熱水也燒好了
偏偏就是沒有一件事順利!
燭台:
大廳的燈我點了,樓梯的燈我點了
西翼的燈也全是我點的
誰要是再來跟我要燭光
我就親自把那個東西燒了!
茶壺:
親愛的,你自己已經在燒了
【合唱|城堡員工守則】
有人長把手,有人長爪子
有人裝鉸鏈,有人長嘴巴
這副模樣不是我們選的
詛咒也不是我們下的
但既然要經營一座城堡
我們就能把它經營得漂漂亮亮!
【副歌】
打開大門,讓陽光照進來!
這裡的工作夠我們大家忙!
每張桌子都擺好,每塊地板都擦亮
誰去應付一下那個一直敲門的人!
把時鐘上緊發條,讓茶壺唱起歌
人生不該只有等一位國王這回事
不管別人叫我們什麼,世界照樣轉動
我們的城堡,歡迎所有人光臨!
【第二幕|員工的心聲】
衣櫃:
以前我替貴婦們打點衣裳
天鵝絨、蕾絲,一件比一件漂亮
現在客人只會抱怨
房間裡的衣櫃根本不夠放!
時鐘:
我曾在皇家宮廷裡服務
所有禮節我都瞭若指掌
如今我負責安排值班表
至少現在,終於有人得聽我講話!
茶壺:
我倒過一萬杯茶
每位客人都有份
誰還在乎我以前長什麼樣子?
反正事情總得有人做!
【合唱】
有人什麼都記得
有人早已放下
有人還會夢見從前
有人根本懶得回想
沒有人非得忘記
也沒有人需要解釋
明天我們還會在這裡
再把所有事情重做一次!
【副歌】
打開大門,讓陽光照進來!
這裡的工作夠我們大家忙!
每張桌子都擺好,每塊地板都擦亮
誰去應付一下那個一直敲門的人!
把時鐘上緊發條,讓茶壺唱起歌
人生不該只有等一位國王這回事
不管別人叫我們什麼,世界照樣轉動
我們的城堡,歡迎所有人光臨!
【間奏|大提琴獨奏】
野獸:
我記得那座花園
那條緞帶,還有那場雨
我記得她的笑聲
穿過窗玻璃傳來
我記得那個早晨
她走出城堡大門
而那朵不再飄落花瓣的玫瑰
在一切太遲之前,停住了時間
我記得那幅肖像
那張曾經屬於我的臉
還有玻璃罩裡的玫瑰
至今依然映著光
【全場寂靜】
時鐘:
殿下?
野獸:
什麼事?
時鐘:
報告殿下,目前有四十三間客房入住
野獸:
早餐呢?
茶壺(大喊):
還!是!沒!有!雞!蛋!
野獸:
那就做鬆餅!
時鐘:
殿下,沒有雞蛋要怎麼做?
【停頓】
野獸:
……那就烤吐司!
【管樂團猛烈爆發】
【最終大合唱】
野獸領唱:
把門打開!讓陽光照進來!
這裡的工作夠我們大家忙!
廚房快去!大廳快去!
還有誰拜託去接一下那通電話!
把時鐘上緊發條,讓茶壺唱起歌
人生不該只有等一位國王這回事
我們知道自己是什麼,也知道手上有什麼
不管準備好了沒有,早餐都得端出去!
打開大門,迎接新的一天!
讓每位客人、每個生物都進來!
不管天氣如何,不管詛咒還在不在
我們有一座城堡,就要把它經營好!
【尾聲|對白】
時鐘:
那朵玫瑰呢,殿下?
野獸:
讓它待在原來的地方
茶壺(大喊):
吐司燒焦啦!!!
野獸(怒吼):
好了!所有人!!!
全體員工:
我!們!開!門!營!業!啦!!!
【管樂團最後一聲巨響】
時鐘(小聲):
遲到了八分鐘
【劇終】
雷克非 Christopher R作者
我自己做個註解:稍早發了一首自己聽著眼淚就會滾出來的歌,覺得不可以這樣,所以去找了一首之前做好的快樂得好混亂的歌,來提振一下。這首不會掉眼淚,會跟著搖。
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