do that for me, plz

I wanna go to Netherlands
I wanna try some space cake
I wanna learn how to smoke pot
But I have no money to do that
Oh baby can you be my sponsor
Oh baby can you be my sponsor
You know how much I need this

I wanna get dozen of beer
I wanna be drunk and lay down on rosebud
After that I wanna have a naked dance
But I need someone trusted to send me back
Oh baby can you be my driver
Oh baby can you be my driver
You know how much I need this

I wanna have a pregnancy
I wanna have it before 36
I’m ok in a relationship
But I have no will to be in marriage
Oh baby can you be my Sperm donor
Oh baby can you be my Sperm donor
You know how much I need this

I wanna wash out the memories
I wanna take back all the vows I made
I wanna wake up from my dreams
But I am too weak to do that
Oh baby can you be my cracker
Oh baby can you be my cracker
You know how much I need this