Dumb Ways to Die（樂團即興）

Sexy dumb ways to die
No one wants to die in your piano sound
Set fire to your hair
Post a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Set fire to your hair, again
Post a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the gate between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumb ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die