09 這XX的日子（新工人樂團）

——這是一首魔幻現實主義歌曲

--This is a magical realistic song

【這xx的日子】

These XX Days

詞曲及主唱：許多

Music, lyrics and vocal: Xu Duo

走在城市的大道上

Walking on the street of city

口袋里裝著暫住證

Carrying my temporary living permit in the pocket

還有我那被擠壓的青春

As well as my squeezing youth

去尋找傳說中的幸福

To seek the legendary happiness

可城市裡面千奇百怪

While all sort of bizarre things occur in city

很多的事只能做不能說

Many things we can only do but cannot discuss

不愛把人當人來對待

Some don’t treat us like human being

卻把寵物當成親人來愛

But regard pets as their families

所以這個時候我就有了一個夢想

I always have a dream at this time

我要變成一隻有尊嚴的小寵物

I wanna become a pet that owns its dignity

不用每天十多小時呆在流水線上

So I don’t have to stuck in the assembly line more than ten hours a day

不用把自己磨練得和那機器一樣

Don’t have to work like a machine

不用擔心自己有天著了魔去跳樓

Don’t have to worry about myself to commit to suicide someday

不用擔心機器吃掉自己的手指頭

Don’t have to worry about the machine to swallow up my fingers

不用再去承受那些冷眼與謾罵

Don’t have to endure others’ coollook and abuse

可以想象一下自己美好的戀愛

But imagine myself in a beautiful love

天上快掉下個林妹妹

Please send me a girl

我也想好好談一場戀愛

I wanna enjoy a love

啊呀，蒼天不負有心人

Ah, all things come to those who are waiting

我真的變成了一隻波斯貓

I eventually became a Persian cat

竟被我那工廠的老闆買了去

While I was bought by the boss of my factory

把我送給他的小情人

And given to his mistress

於是我就知道了老闆的秘密

Then I knew my boss’s secret

他經常對他情人這樣說

He often told his mistress

他說，寶貝，你別哭也別鬧

Baby, don’t cry

只有穩定咱們才都有錢賺

We will earn money once everything becomes stable

他說，現在做老闆越來越不容易了

He said, it becomes harder and harder to run a business

現在年輕的工人越來越不聽話了

Young workers nowadays are no longer submissive

現在美國大老闆給的利潤越來越少

Less and less profit I can get from the American boss

現在領導們越來越不好伺候了

Officials become more and more difficult to get along with

他說，我是一個自由又博愛的人

He said, I am a person who really enjoy freedom and love

寶貝，你別像那工人一樣瞎胡鬧

Baby, don’t act crazy like workers

你也是個讀過書的知識分子

You are educated intellectual

你要和我保持隊形，學會去忍耐

You should be in the same line with me, and learn to be patient

這次我竟然沒有忍住

While I cannot help

我跳了過去，狠狠咬了老闆一口（喵——）

I jumped to the boss and took a big bite (Mew---)

於是我就跑出了老闆的別墅

Then I ran out of my boss’ villa

在凌晨的路口遇見下班的工人

I met a worker at the corner of street who just took off in the early morning

我決定繼續做一隻貓

I decided to continue to be a cat

我覺得貓要比人容易生存

Because I thought it would be easier to survive as a cat than as a human being

於是我就來到了貓的領地

I arrived in a cat’s territory

一隻老貓在那兒趾高氣昂地講話

An old cat was standing there and speaking proudly

它說，現在這個時代已經變了

It said, time is changing now

管你黑貓白貓，只有抓到老鼠才是好貓

You can only become a good cat when you catch the mouse no matter you are a black cat or a white one

於是我就問它，那像我這樣的波斯貓呢？

I asked it, how about a Persian cat like me?

老貓聽到後竟然急忙下來，向我請安

That old cat hurried to pay respect to me

它說，您是尊貴的洋大人

It said, you are a honor foreign Lord

怎能跟這群土貓們相提並論

How dare I can compare you with these corny cats

它說，現在城裡到處都是流浪的貓

It said, homeless cats are everywhere in this city

收容遣送、關閉它們孩子的學校也不管用

Detention and repatriation, shutting down schools for their kids are no longer working

它說，我已經把自己的家人都移民國外了

It said, I have sent my families oversea

這樣，在這兒做官才會有些安全感

So I felt more secured as I work as leader here

接著它就帶我去了一家最高檔的夜店

Then it took me to a fancy pub

店的名字就叫那個「天上貓間」

Its name is 「Cat’s Heaven」

裡面美麗性感的貓女郎都是貓大的學生

All the pretty catwomen there were college students from Cat University

它說我們要學習人類搞搞自由主義

It said, we should learn to implement liberalism as humans do

這時我的心情變得十分激動

I felt so excited about this

這時我就喵喵喵唱起了小夜曲

So I started to sing

可突然工廠起床的鈴聲就響了起來

But suddenly the morning alarm in the factory rang

原來竟是那美夢一場

It was just a beautiful dream

現實讓我們無處可逃

There is no place to escape in reality

只有和這草淡的日子勇敢去戰鬥

We can only fight with these fucking life