Same Damn Guy - 搶天菜

沒事，就很湊巧
那個傢伙真的很好看

不用問我們後來，沒怎樣就沒怎樣

[Intro]

Don't.

I didn't say anything.

Your face did.

Oh, come on.

[Verse 1]

You have got to be kidding me
out of everybody in this room
you picked him too?

I saw you looking
don't give me that face
there's a hundred pretty disasters here
go ruin somebody else's night

I wasn't looking

Kristy.

Okay, maybe twice

Twice?

Maybe I appreciate
good lighting and a jawline

[Pre-Chorus]

I was already making my move

You were standing there with a drink

That's called timing

That's called doing absolutely nothing

I had a plan

You had ice

[Chorus]

Same damn club
same damn night
same bad judgment
same damn type

Out of everybody
under these lights
we had to want
the same damn guy

Same damn smile
same dark eyes
same little trouble
in a white T-shirt tonight

Of all the beautiful mistakes
we could try
we had to pick
the same damn guy

[Post-Chorus]

Back off

You back off

I saw him first

That's not legally binding

[Verse 2]

You always do this
walk straight in
like confidence can substitute
for having any game

You think one drink
one crooked grin
and suddenly he's gonna ask
for your last name

Usually works

That's deeply unfortunate

You seem nervous

I'm wearing heels
I'm never nervous

You're fixing your hair

I'm fixing your chances

[Pre-Chorus]

He looked over here

At me

At us

Mostly me

Delusional

Competitive

Annoying

Interested?

In him, yes

[Chorus]

Same damn club
same damn night
same bad judgment
same damn type

Out of everybody
under these lights
we had to want
the same damn guy

Same damn smile
same dark eyes
same little trouble
in a white T-shirt tonight

Of all the beautiful mistakes
we could try
we had to pick
the same damn guy

[Break]

Hey.

Hi.

Hey.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

Depends.

Are you two together?

No.

Why?

Just wondering.

Which one of us were you wondering about?

Subtle.

Shut up.

[Bridge]

Okay
new rule

I don't like rules

Whoever he talks to first

Wins?

Gets first shot

And the loser?

Buys drinks

Fine

For both of us

Absolutely not

You know I can hear you, right?

Good.

[Final Chorus]

Same damn club
same damn night
same bad judgment
same damn type

Out of everybody
under these lights
we had to want
the same damn guy

You're both insane

Probably

Not the question

Same damn smile
same dark eyes
same little trouble
and neither plays nice

Of all the people
we could find
of course we want
the same damn guy

[Outro]

So?

So what?

Which one?

Don't answer that.

Why not?

Because if he says you
I'm leaving.

And if he says you?

You're still buying the drinks.

You have got to be kidding me.