Funny thing is...

[Verse 1]
Told myself, girl, you know his type
Don't go making plans this time
Then you lean in, there I go
Acting like I don't know better

You said, “Don't keep tabs on me”
So I stopped saying, “Text me when you're home”
朋友問起你在哪裡
我替你編的，自己都信了

[Pre]
You turn up late
I'm wide awake
Swallow the words
You never let me say

You pull me close
That soft “Hey, babe”
有那麼一刻
我又覺得值得

[Hook]
Funny thing is, I knew
Still wanted you to say it wasn't true
One little “baby” from you
And I'd find a way to let it slide

Funny thing is, you're gone
I'm still living off the good you left
就那一點好，我捨不得用完
用完以後，還能拿什麼等

[Post-Hook]
That little bit of good
That little bit of good
Gets me through one more night
One more night
Like I said it never would

[Verse 2]
She said, “Babe, I had no clue”
I said, “No, that's not on you”
Stayed until her ride pulled up
Smiled like I was fine with all of it

You called, I let it ring
Like I'd just got in from somewhere
其實整晚坐在床邊
連燈都沒開，哪裡也沒去

You asked, “Can I come through?”
I checked the time like I had to
只問你吃了沒有
沒問你是不是想我

[Pre — Variation]
I asked you once
You let it hang
Said, “It's cold out
Can you let me in?”

I stepped aside
You walked right in
說好的最後一次
又不算了

[Hook]
Funny thing is, I knew
Still wanted you to say it wasn't true
One little “baby” from you
And I'd find a way to let it slide

Funny thing is, you're gone
I'm still living off the good you left
就那一點好，我捨不得用完
用完以後，還能拿什麼等

[Post-Hook]
That little bit of good
That little bit of good
Gets me through one more night
One more night

[Breakdown]
Had you stayed that night
I might've let it slide
No explanation
Just your shoes beside mine

Didn't tell my girls that part
They'd stayed up talking me through it
她們好不容易陪我熬過去
我卻等她們睡了，又去看你

[Final Hook — Variation]
Funny thing is, I knew
Still wanna hear it hurt you too
My girls ask, “Would you take him back?”
“No chance”—a little too fast

Funny thing is, you're blocked
Till I'm alone and then you're not
怕你有話，卻找不到我
更怕你根本，沒什麼想說

[Outro]
My screen lights up
Just a bedtime reminder
原來只是提醒我
該睡了