Your New Boyfriend Sucks

[Verse 1]
Friday night in a basement crowd
Cracked a beer when I saw you walk down
You took his hand, pushed up to the front
I stayed back with everyone

He’s got the same band shirt as me
Spent half the night on his hair, probably
You laughed at something he leaned in to say
I missed every song they played

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m fine, alright
Why would I leave?
My beer’s half full
There’s another band to see

[Chorus]
Your new boyfriend sucks
Yeah, I said it, so what?
What the hell’s so great about him?
Why’s your head on his shoulder?

Your new boyfriend sucks
I know I don’t get a say
You went and found somebody else
I’ve been finding things to hate
About him all damn day

[Verse 2]
Past midnight, your screen name’s still on
I click your name with the TV on
Type a few lines, then backspace again
Set myself away and wait till ten

That mix CD’s still beside my bed
My name in blue across the front of it
I know the words to every single track
Still tell my friends your taste in music’s crap

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m doing great
I’m always going out
My flip phone lights up
I still hope it’s you somehow

[Chorus]
Your new boyfriend sucks
Yeah, I said it, so what?
What the hell’s so great about him?
Why’s your head on his shoulder?

Your new boyfriend sucks
I know I don’t get a say
You went and found somebody else
I’ve been finding things to hate
About him all damn day

[Bridge]
Rain came down when the last band quit
He took his jacket off, you slipped in it
You held his sleeve
Like you used to do

I bent down to tie my shoes
Stayed there till I couldn’t see you
Had a whole night’s worth of cheap shots saved
Nothing left to say

[Final Chorus]
Your new boyfriend sucks
Let me sing it one more time
He never did a thing to me
I just hate that he’s your guy

Your new boyfriend sucks
Yeah, I know how dumb that sounds
I keep putting him down
’Cause I still want you
To want me around

[Outro]
Your new boyfriend sucks
Your new boyfriend sucks
I’m still stuck on us
And you don’t give a fuck