Seriously, I have a boyfriend

(Intro)
(重磅 Bass 轟炸，加入一聲誇張的唱片刮擦音)
"Wait, what did you say?"
(鼓點切入，極速的 synth 聲)

(Verse 1 - 節奏感強烈的 Rap)
Hey boy, 你的搭訕方式像是上個世紀
穿著 Oversized素T以為自己很有魅力
你在這裡講話 我在看我的 TikTok
你的表演很精彩 但真的太過 Shock
Seriously, stop it, 你認真嗎？
你講的笑話 讓我想喝杯珍珠奶茶

(Pre-Chorus - 轉換成 K-Pop 甜美洗腦風)
別誤會 我對你沒有惡意
只是我的心 已經被佔據
It's a fact, it's a rule, it's a lifestyle
不好意思 請你排隊去領號碼牌

(Chorus - 重低音炸開，重點念白)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend. (語調：極度厭世、拉長音)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend. (語調：用韓語腔調快速唸出)
真的啦！他比你帥！他比你可愛！
Seriously, I have a boyfriend.
拜託 你們這種套路 我聽過五百遍 (Wait!)

(Verse 2 - 融合混亂迷因感的對話)
(節奏減緩，出現像是直播連線的雜訊音)
"Excuse me, are you talking to me?"
"Yeah, seriously, 我男朋友就在那邊看著你"
他是一隻貓？還是我的貓？
Anyway, don't touch me, 謝謝你的招待
你的這齣戲 真的太 over, too much
像是我昨天吃的涼掉的 Pizza, 不夠 touch

(Bridge - 迷幻電子音，語氣俏皮又機車)
Don't be sad, don't be mad
You're just a random guy that I never had
Seriously... (故意停很久，讓音樂變得很安靜)
...I have a boyfriend. (語氣：突然變得超級溫柔，但下一秒...)
(音樂瞬間變回狂野 EDM)
"Just kidding, get out!"

(Outro)
(瘋狂的 Techno 節奏)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend.
(Seriously!)
Seriously, I have a boyfriend.
(真的啦，不要再問了！)
Bye!