帮我买瓶开塞露

谢谢你能来看我
Thank you for coming to visit me
我一切都还不错
Everything is going just well
要不就今天晚上
you can come tonight
要不就明日下午
or tomorrow afternoon

你什么都不用带
you don't need to bring anything
你什么都不用买
you don't need to buy anything
我家里面应有尽有
I've got everthing home
有酒有肉还有妞
wines, meat and girls

帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema

还记得我的爷爷
I remember that my grandfather
用开塞露通大便
uses enema to help loosen the bowels
还记得我一个大学同学
I remember that one of my colloge classmate
还用开塞露涂脸
uses enema as facial care products

开塞露什么年纪都能用
Enema is suitable for all ages
开塞露任何部位都能涂
Enema can be applied to all parts
它不仅能够疏通内外
Not only can it dredge within and without
还可以滋润万物
But it can also lubricate all creations

帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema
帮我买瓶开塞露
Could You Buy Me an Enema