愚蠢旋律 Foolish Melody - 處男大法師 Story of a virgin mage(Demo)

曲：侯林源/詞：侯林源/編曲：愚蠢旋律/製作人：倪翊傑
Vocal+Backing Vocal+Bass：侯林源/Guitar：吳宇鎮、薛凱文/ Percussion：盧乙仁(EZDrummer2)
特別感謝：倪翊傑(錄音、混音指導)、團裡唯一零交往經驗的準處男大法師侯林源、把侯林源生得這麼醜的他父母

Composer：Dave Ho/Lyrics：Dave Ho/Arrangement：Foolish Melody/Producer:Jay Ni(Vocal+Backing Vocal+Backing Vocal+Bass：Dave Ho/Guitar：Ozzy Wu、Kevin Syue/ Percussion：Joey Lu(EZDrummer2)
Special thanks：Jay Ni(Recording and engineering), Dave Ho(The only person in the band that’s still a virgin and never had a girlfriend…)、Caleb Ho and Gabrielle Cheng(Parents of Dave’s, thanks them for put me through this messed up world with a “mass hysteria” type of ugly face…).

引言：
傳說中男子至三十歲尚未破處者 即可以處子之身換取魔法之力
而剖腹生產者因完全未接觸過陰道 法力將超越常人數十倍 甚至是數百倍
成為真正的處 男 大 法 師
(魔法師狂笑)

主歌 1：
No 基因詛咒 鏡子裡面呈現的是我天生的醜
現實中沒有美女與野獸 釋放慾望只能靠自己的雙手
那個女孩 我想被她所愛 但是我醜到不該擁有任何的期待
人生失敗 我得不到陪伴 每天晚上 處男的眼淚弄濕床單

副歌1：
二十年的童貞 性慾囤積著
永遠只能透過自身 純白子彈發射
翻開包覆的厚皮 是衝天的臭氣
發揮我的想像力 也無法觸摸妳身體

主歌2：
噢 過了十年 有天有人出現 他拭乾我的淚水
他說處男到了三十歲 可以學習魔法 加入魔法師公會
以處子之身掌握魔法之力 唉 隨便啦 反正脫魯看來也遙遙無期
（處男慘叫聲）

副歌2：
三十年的童貞 為了這一刻
秘法能量流貫全身 純白法術噴射
翻開包覆的厚皮 是魔法的奧秘
發揮你的想像力 超越負荷的秘技
涅槃的下體 再也不需要AV
處男術士的法力 足以毀天滅地
但是我無法忘記 永遠放不下的妳
送妳我的音樂魔法 為了讓妳開心 死處男Solo

English lyrics：

Introduction：
Legend said that if a guy is still a virgin when he is thirty years old, then he may use his clean body to get the power of magic.
If a guy was delivered by caesarean delivery, because he have never touched a vagina, their ability of magic will be ten times stronger, or even hundred times stronger then a regular mage.
And he shall become a real virgin mage.
(Mage laughing madly.)

Verse 1：
No! The curse of ugliness, a mirror reflects my natural ugliness.
There’s no “Beauty and the beast” in real life, I could only release my desire of sex by my own hands.
There’s a girl that I hoped to be loved by, but I’m to ugly to have any hope.
Live fails, there’s no companionship for me, virgin’s tears wetted my blanket whole night.

Chorus 1：
Twenty years of virginity, a mountainous pile of libido,
I could only use my hand to shoot my white bullets.
What’s inside my foreskin, it’s the stench of my dick.
Even I use my imagination, still I can’t touch your body.

Verse 2：
Oh! after ten years, someone appears, and he wipe off my tears.
He told me if a virgin is thirty years old, then he can learn magic and join the mage clan.
Use my virginity to get the ability of magic, whatever, I’ll never find someone to love me anyway.
(Virgin screaming in pain.)

Chorus 2：
Thirty years of virginity, just for now.
The power of mana flow through my body, my white magic is splashing.
What’s inside my foreskin, it’s the mystical of magic.
You could use your imagination, my spells are overloading.
My dick is nirvana, won’t need to watch porn anymore.
The power of a virgin mage could set the world on fire.
But I can’t forget the girl I used to love, so I’ll show you my magic of music to entertain you as a gift.
Virgin Solo.