The Problem Of Evil Or A Song About Zeus

God’s been breaking wind across the rooftops of the world
God’s been getting drunk and giving AIDS to little girls

God’s been in his kitchen, it’s all part of his plan
God’s been cooking up a fearsome plate of fate for man

God’s been causing cancers, he must have had the choice
But God’s not giving answers, I guess he lost his voice

And God has got the gall to grant “free will” to you
When God’s a know-it-all and knows what you will do

He knows who’s bound to fall, he knows them all by name
He knew before he made them, but made them just the same

He must have made the devil to add to his good name
A perfect punchinello on whom to heap all blame

But who deserves our praise? And who deserves our blame?
Well, if it’s glory be to God, then, too, to God all shame

God’s been breaking wind across the rooftops of the world
God’s been getting drunk and giving AIDS to little girls